WELCOME TO
HAAR CONSULTING
Practical and honest business models and tools built on good old fashioned experience, 'gut feelings' and devoid of over analysis by people who don't actually do any real work.
Endorsed and accredited by the University of Trinidad and Tabasco
(Note: Not affiliated with University of Trinidad and Tobago, we wouldn't stoop that low...)
WHAT DOES HAAR CONSULTING DO?
Backed by a team of self described experienced professionals, our strategic services meet the needs of all types and sizes of clients, from small overly optimistic startups to large stuck in their ways firms, and deliver lasting changes (to our bank balance) with some growth measure we'll invent to make you feel good about what we charge.
We specialise in drawing simple diagrams to help you mansplain stuff to your people in a condescending manner.
Heck, we're even happy to throw in other business buzz words like Agile, Lean, Six Sigma, Confliburation and other cool words we found on the internet - however you probably already know it's all the same stuff re-branded. If you don't know that, you're our target market!
Your growth is our profit!
OUR ENGAGEMENT MODEL
INTRODUCTORY CONSULTATION
We get to laugh at your incompetence
STRATEGIC PLANNING SESSION
Not only do we borrow your watch and tell you the time in metric or imperial format, we keep your watch
BRANDING & POSITIONING ANALYSIS
Taking the form of a drinking contest, we escalate your business to a whole new level
FLOW TO AWESOME!
Our catchphrase that you can interpret however you like
TAKING YOUR MONEY
What makes us happy
CONTACT US
Address: We're omnipresent in the cloud, metaphorically and physically
Phone: Send us your (credit card) number and we'll call you back. Maybe.